Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Thursday, January 31, 2008

bracket 3-south division

eliza dushku
vs
olivia wilde

hayden panettiere
vs
penelope cruz

shannon elizabeth
vs
mischa barton

kelly hu
vs
jenna fischer


shakira
vs
rachel mcadams

josie maran
vs
kate bosworth

megan fox
vs
kristanna loken

elisha cuthbert
vs
eva green

super bonus special competition:

michelle trachtenberg
vs
allison mack

and double special tv write in bout:

jennifer morrison
vs
tricia helfer

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

bracket #2

so while we wait for bracket #1 to finish up... i'll drop a deuce on ya!

jessica biel
vs
sienna miller

Yvonne Strahovski
vs
Dania Ramirez

Lucy Hale
vs
Alessandra Ambrosio

jessica simpson
vs
mary elizabeth winstead

jordanna brewster
vs
liv tyler

sophia bush
vs
michelle ryan

adriana lima
vs
erica durance

kristin kreuk
vs
scarlett johansson


we'll call this one the "north" division and it will be paired off against the earlier "east division"

vote for your faves!


UPDATE!!!!

alessandra ambrosio is knocked up!

she's also now knocked out of my competition.
as an alternate we will pit

lucy hale
vs
anna farris

Monday, January 28, 2008

hahaha

what did the chinese couple name their retarded baby?




sum ting wong


courtesy of MAB

Sunday, January 27, 2008

the final list is set.

ok so the moms got eliminated...

vanessa marcil
heidi klum
kate beckinsale
angelina jolie
chyler leigh

marissa miller and keeley hazell were removed to make way for some others.

i now feel bad for the ncaa tourney organizers because some calls you have to make just arent fair. that said here is the first bracket....

jennifer love hewitt
vs
kristen bell

charlize theron
vs
ali larter

mandy moore
vs
anne hathaway

tila nguyen
vs
devon aoki

evangeline lilly
vs
cerina vincent

lacey chabert
vs
natalie portman

missy peregrym
vs
diane kruger

amy smart
vs
amanda bynes


i guess we'll label this division as the "east" division

feel free to vote or comment or whatever. remember my vote may superceed all of you combined votes... but it might not.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

i'm still alive. and tourney of hot women announced!

but at least one of my dreams has been dashed recently. poor poor jessica alba. all knocked up. used and abused.

so i've decided after oh lets say 10 years of adoring her... it's time for her to be replaced...

thats some pretty big shoes to fill.

i've decided to get everyone involved. so i'm going to setup a sort of tournament bracket to pick a new winner.

of course it's going to be my new "obsession" so i might change rules/votes etc as i see fit. lol

i'm going to post an initial list of candidates in no particular order.

some initial rules. women who have had children are going to be ruled out.
i know there are some on the list, but just so someone doesn't say hey you left out XXX i tried to include the major known hotties on the list.

"rule" 2. women older than me are most likely not going to win. so there ya go younger than 31. and hopefully older than 18.

rule 3. said woman must be somewhat "mainstream" accessible/noticeable. i'm sure there are tons of gorgeous ladies out there that i never have and never will hear of. i'm looking for someone who is going to be in the public's eye every now and then at least.

rule 4. i'm not looking for a wife here. just an object of lust.
ask J about brianna frost. he can then describe lust to you.

so here is the starter list. in true tourney fashion, there are 64, i think. please add any ladies you think i should add in a comment. and you can also say "eliminate the mommy" if you want to as well...

jessica biel
marissa miller
elisha cuthbert
mandy moore
shakira
rachel mcadams
kristin kreuk
keeley hazell
megan fox
kate bosworth
anne hathaway
amanda bynes
amy smart
lacey chabert
sophia bush
rachel bilson
kristanna loken
Jennifer Lothrop
adriana lima
evangeline lilly
ali larter
mischa barton
sienna miller
josie maran
Olivia wilde
Vanessa marcil
Heidi klum
Kate beckinsale
Penelope cruz
Jennifer aniston
Charlize theron
Alyssa milano
Jennifer love Hewitt
Erica durance
Eva longoria
Jessica simpson
Keira knightly
Angelina jolie
Alessandra ambrosio
Scarlet Johansson
Yvonne Strahovski
Hayden panettiere
Dania Ramirez
Missy peregrym
Kristen bell
Eliza dushku
Shannon Elizabeth
Jordanna Brewster
Devon aoki
Sara foster
Morena Baccarin
Chyler Leigh
Mia kirshner
Cerina Vincent
Piper perabo
Izabella miko
Bridget moynahan
Diane kruger
Izabel Goulart
Tila nguyen
Sarah Shahi
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Maggie Denise Quigley
Emmanuelle chriqui

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

check it out before it disappears

The Star Wars' fans' voting guide to the 2008 presidential elections.

i would so vote for limbaa the hutt.