Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Thursday, March 30, 2006

near the end is my long lost irish relative...


Thursday, March 23, 2006

im better than kamin?

yea at least its not over a month between posts.

workload is finally getting back to normal.

im still not normal.

so expect more stupidity to come in the not too distant future....

for instance....

i put my coat on and grab my lunch bag and start walking out of the lab... look down at my watch and say out loud damn it! is it really 2:45? the 3 co-workers there laughed hysterically and said yep. it's certainly not 3:45. so i went back to my desk and sat down in shame.

oh joy.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

your daily moment of zen

eggs explode.

how do we know this?

after repeated attempts to hard boil eggs and leave them on the oven for hours while playing video games elsewhere and later coming into the kitchen with egg shells and parts of egg all over, i have come to this conclusion, eggs explode. (a good 10-15 feet of explosion radius, i might add)

all i needed was a comment like what my coworker said to the girl who dropped her cell on sat night:
"you suck at this game. this game we call life."

yea. try not to laugh too hard for the rest of the day.

Monday, March 06, 2006

i am alive, but just barely...

i have been getting swamped at work. literally zero time to post, let alone read youns's bolgs. sorry ya'll. maybe by the end of march things will have settled down. i know. i suck.