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Thursday, January 31, 2008

bracket 3-south division

eliza dushku
vs
olivia wilde

hayden panettiere
vs
penelope cruz

shannon elizabeth
vs
mischa barton

kelly hu
vs
jenna fischer


shakira
vs
rachel mcadams

josie maran
vs
kate bosworth

megan fox
vs
kristanna loken

elisha cuthbert
vs
eva green

super bonus special competition:

michelle trachtenberg
vs
allison mack

and double special tv write in bout:

jennifer morrison
vs
tricia helfer

posted by daveT at 8:12 PM

15 Comments:

  • Dusku beats up Wilde (as much as I don't want to)

    Hayden beats who? I don't know, because I saw Hayden Panettiere and didn't bother to see who she was going up against.

    Shannon Elizabeth wins even with the horrible accent from American Pie.

    Kelly Hu karate chops Fischer. Fischer Fischer is just too weird.

    Shakira defeats Mcadams

    Josie Maran defeats Kate Bosworth based solely on Bosworth's horrible potrayal of Lois Lane.

    Megan Fox bending over beats the Terminator chick.

    Elisha Cuthbert VAPORIZES Eva Green. Eva Green is melted like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark merely by being in the same area code as Elisha Cuthbert. Elisha Cuthbert is almost, almost as attractive as my wife (can you tell Valentine's Day is coming up?)

    Is this next vote to torture Stan? I vote Allison Mack! Michelle made out with her brother while they were in Europe, that is gross!

    Tricia defeats who? Once again, it doesn't even matter who she is up against.

    Much stronger bracket, there is some stiff competition that will come out of this bracket.

    -Chris

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:25 PM  

  • if you read the trivia part of eva green's bio... her last name is pronounced "grain" ??

    By Blogger daveT, at 5:34 AM  

  • eliza dushku - bleck, whorrid match. Funky last name wins it for her though.

    hayden panettiere - no contest

    mischa barton - both are not my type though

    jenna fischer - Who? I'll go with the same last name as Princess Leia

    rachel mcadams - Red Eye rocked

    josie maran - Not even close. Worst...Lois...Ever

    megan fox - again not even close

    elisha cuthbert

    super bonus special competition:

    michelle trachtenberg
    vs
    allison mack

    ### #### ###### ######!!!!!! I hate you.... I know you're laughing your @$$ off right now at my frustration. Gotta go with the Mack Machine.

    and double special tv write in bout:

    jennifer morrison

    By Blogger Stan, at 8:24 AM  

  • wilde, cruz, elizabeth, fischer, mcadams, maran, fox, green, trachtenberg, morrison.

    GKK

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:25 AM  

  • Okay, here are my picks. I don't have a lot of time for witty commentary, but at least I made the time to pick my favorites.

    wilde, panettiere, elizabeth, fischer, mcadams, maran, fox, cuthbert, mack, morrison

    David

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:21 AM  

  • we all know that time is better spent touching your special place thinking of the ladies rather than writing commentary...

    By Blogger daveT, at 9:25 AM  

  • Here are my picks:
    Olivia Wilde
    Penelope Cruz (Hayden- that's gross -she's too young, just last year she was under age)
    Mischa Barton
    Jenne Fischer
    Rachel McAdams
    Kate Bosworth
    Kristanna Loken
    Eva Green
    Allison Mack(That's gross- Michelle was a little girl when you Watched Buffy and the Vampire Slayer)
    Tricia Helfer

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:24 AM  

  • I forgot to put my name again. I picked the girls above.
    Michelle

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:25 AM  

  • hayden is dating milo ventimiglia from heroes. guess what he's 31.

    guess what?
    i'm 31.

    she can put my pee pee in her mouth just the same as she does to his.

    the pennsylvania state law says anyone over 18 is an adult and can make their own decisions...

    if you believe hayden is not having sex with milo then who is the naive one now?

    lol

    By Blogger daveT, at 10:34 AM  

  • I don't think its right that Milo is dating her either
    Michelle

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:16 AM  

  • Anyone else think Dave lost his brain/mouth/keyboard filter? Seriously, you creep me out sometimes.

    And Michelle, watch Eurotrip. no way you will think of Trachtenberg in the same way. Total girl next door. Hayden doesn't do much for me, but she's cute so she won. I like he character too. Unlike Dave, I think if I ran this, there'd be more moms on the list. Kids don't = ugly.

    By Blogger Stan, at 12:58 PM  

  • i never said kids= ugly.

    i said kids=used and abused (vaginas)

    :-)

    have you ever seen what happens to a garden hose after you push a bowling ball thru it?

    lmao.

    oh i'm so ridiculous sometimes. admit it thats why ya'll still read this...

    By Blogger daveT, at 2:53 PM  

  • You've surpassed ridiculous. You've gone plaid. :D

    By Blogger Stan, at 5:06 PM  

  • "Jay", and you have broken virtually every man law in existence. Let me tell you, what good is a dubious opinon on female hotness when you have no way to express it?

    Chris, this is part of your post from the last bracket. You will be allowed to make such proclamations when you figure out how to grow a mustache for your goatee. What, ten years now, and you still haven't been able to do it? My picks are as follows

    Dushku
    Panettiere
    Elizabeth
    Hu
    Shakira
    Maran
    Fox
    Cuthbert
    Mack
    Helfer


    -Jay

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:13 PM  

  • dushku vs wilde is currently tied so i guess my vote for tie breaker goes to dushku. even though you get to see wilde topless in "alpha dog"

    hayden beats penelope due to all the men voting. maybe if there were more ladies voting it might have gone differently...

    shannon elizabeth beats mischa. naybe mischa should have done playboy...

    jenna fischer beats out hu. i guess those adamantium nails of x2 still didnt help her in this cat fight.

    mcadams hips dont lie either and they tell shakira to suck it.

    maran crushes bosworth. just like superman crushed her... in bed...

    megan fox obliterates loken. but loken did show boobies in bloodrayne. good stuff.

    cutbert bitchslaps the saucy english green. then goes and makes out with paris hilton again. mmmmm dirty.

    allison mack wins a round to my surprise. and yes this was purely to torture stan.

    helfer vs morrison is a tie... my vote says helfer only because i was about 50 ft away from her once. to be honest i'm not a fan of either really. not to say i would kick either out of my bed if they happened to end up there.....

    By Blogger daveT, at 12:16 PM  

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