Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

props to princess g

Thursday, January 25, 2007


this is no bob ross!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

im the one on the right


random stuff

probably not safe for work... language

happy birthday to dave


oh and this shit should be illegal, and shes from philly

for you lazy people part 1

part 2

part 3

lotr 1

lotr 2

lotr 3



Saturday, January 20, 2007

for your next party

hire these guys as entertainment!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

we're all doomed!

countdown on the doomsday clock

superman returns 2...

more than one villian?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

kate must be dead

can't even post comments her last post is soooo old

i think she got buried under paper work and nobody found her.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

who wants to be a superhero?

get your suit ready! auditions in philly march 17...

alll you ken!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 15, 2007

all cranked up

so with my 3 day weekend...

haha go ahead and be jealous..

after i pried myself from watching all 4 nfl games...

i popped in my netflix rentals...

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.. eh it was ok... thing i liked most was bill nighy
was in it as Slartibartfast.. designer of worlds... i never read the book, but the movie wasnt a total waste of time...

on the other hand i watched "CRANK" twice because i loved it so much. aside from having some brutally gorey parts, and lots of action there were several times my sides hurt from laughing out loud so hard.

this movie fills in ALL the prerequistes of a great dave movie...
lots of action
car chase
hott naked chicks
people die
lots of cursing
everything doesn't work out right.

granted i think there is a medical flaw in the movie, but i cant be certain and i aint wasting time to dig out my physiology books to find out for sure.

i also have been "cruising" thru need for speed on the wii... pun intended!
at least until i got to the final area of the city where even my tricked out porsche isnt fast enough. :-(

oh and if the mustang gt was a little faster and didnt steer like a sail barge you're damn straight i would be using it...

Saturday, January 13, 2007

uh huh

damn i wasn't first in line to see this I mean come on. are you serious?

first off, what guy... any guy wants to go watch guys dancing?

i think this will do REAL well for sales...

Thursday, January 11, 2007

big brother

i spy

batman returns!

batman drops a deuce


i want to start a petition to make myself "king of the world."

i rule.

where do i get the form to start this petition? you'd think it be easy to find...

i think i could swing 2 chicks at once if i was king of the world... i'd have that kind of power...

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

so what do you think?

are we vain? or insecure?

Monday, January 08, 2007

wii makes your life better!

ok at least i will pretend that it played a major part in my bowling a 191 game tonight. when my average previously had been a 121...

needless to say the next game i bowled a terrific 95. and finished up with a 134.

i should have just retired after the first game... but then i would just have a big blue ball....

anyways it ties our team high game and i was pretty pumped about it when it was happening.

i did choke it the tenth frame though... i think i knocked 8 pins with the first ball and then completely wiffed with the second... had i knocked those last 2 down i would have had a 3rd ball and only needed 7 pins to break 200... something i never thought i would do...

go me! its my birfday!

eh, not really

Thursday, January 04, 2007

the boss' joke.

What type of bee makes milk instead of honey?

highlight here for the answer A BOO BEE!

blue glowy

in the star wars game i played online it was an old time vet like i was that had an old school jedi before they changed the game to make jedi a starter profession...

now it refers to the blue glowy-iness of the wii as it updates from the internet each night...
a bright blue light is emitted from the front as it downloads the new software updates...

ok well last night/this morning was the first time i saw it since i just got the wireless router hooked up last night.

so whenever ya'll get you wii's i can send you my system ID so we can play against each other when that all gets setup...

i am already a pro ranked bowler and near pro golfer on wii sports...

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

and i thought i had too much time...

beer pong vid

i don't know how many pongers are out there... but this had to take some SERIOUS time to do.


in a movie theater

Monday, January 01, 2007

happy damn new year!

just remember what happens when he catches you!

(see dec 20th)

yea i got nothing and i was cleaning up the 980 emails i have in yahoo and found this... hey i'm down 630 emails now at least....