don't ever let me meet this guy in a dark alley

fridge perry re-incarnated?

is this real?

talking cats?

lego my ego

since stan has been slacking here's your dose of lego videos...

thriller

here we go again

rammstein

numa numa

ummm clubbin legos

beer song

superman returns trailer in legos

symphony

is this the game?

monty python

black knight

counter stike

million ways-ok go

plenty of others along the sides of these to keep you occupied for hours!

what's happenin?

with me. not too much.

got promoted from analyst I to analyst II. the raise was the best, but hey it's more money, and they recognize mah skillz....

working on getting the attic turned into a finished room finally after a 3 year hiatus/brak.

buying lots of parts/accessories to make my mustang faster/prettier...

eating too much

drinking too much.

wasting too much time

on internet porn


yea thats about it....

not a morning person?

try caffeinated soap

just need to get this up somewhere

so i can use it on other sites...

other linky

lil bigger here

one more

What type of Mustang are you?
1970 Boss 302 You are a oldie, but goodie! People know who you are, but your not the best.
Take The Quiz Now!	Quizzes by myYearbook.com

ok thats better

only had to "correct 2 answers"

I'm a Ford Mustang!

You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money.

"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

hmmmmmmmm

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!

You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

she's perfectly legal...

stan and jay. she's 21. i can even get her legally drunk. then take advantage of her!

amanda bynes

fuck snow

jesus christ its the middle of april! i should not have to brush the freaking snow off my car. the idiot drivers can't handle this... i got lost because some asshat crashed enough to block of 3 lanes of stenton ave.

its great just driving around trying to guess where to turn.

fuck you mother nature!

test

lemme see if this werks

yankee or dixie?

quiz time

me:

54% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.

deputy travis is awesome...

travis from Reno 911 posted this bulletin on his myspace... simply awesome...



A BULLETIN FOR EVERYONE (EXCEPT FOR THE NAPPY-HEADED HO'S)
Body: Obviously, if you are NOT a nappy-headed ho, this is not intended for your eyes. Please skip ahead to the part where I wrote “I love everybody equally -- sincerely, Deputy TJ.”

Okay, so somebody called some colored all-girl basketball team a bunch of nappy headed ho’s on the radio. What’s the big deal? It’s not like he called the Winning team that. That’ve been inappropriate. And isn't part of being an American being able to say anything you want? Isn’t that what Washington killed all those Germans for on Christmas day, after crossing the Delaware? Isn’t that why Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, (in between porking a bunch of his nappy headed hos?)

And for the record -- Nappy is not “the second N-word,” as a lot of people are saying. The second N word is probably coon. Or maybe jigaboo.
And don’t get me wrong... I try to never use the words coon OR jigaboo. Especially not on my radio. Not since the department handed out that memo.
And another thing -- there’s a hair salon in Reno, on 4rth and MLK blvd., called “Oh My Nappy.” Should it’s owner, LaRonda, meet with the leaders of her own community and apologize?

And why the hell was al sharpton listening to Don Imus anyway? I tell you the truth -- I suspect he wasn’t, or it wouldn’t have taken him a week to demand a sit down with Imus. So -- q.e.d.: Deductive reasoning: Al must secretly be pretty tight with some white dude -- or he wouldn’t have heard about what was on the Don Imus show at all.
I think folks out to stop freaking out about what’s being said on morning zoo shows, especially shows that they don’t even listen to. If folks are gonna freak out about stuff on the radio, they should freak out about Car Talk. Those two old dudes are obviously high on something, or they would crack each other up so much.

Shit. Speeder. I gotta go.

Anyway. I love everybody equally

-- sincerely Deputy TJ

which one is on drugs?

the joys of life

find more funny stuff here: careful there are rotating ads on the side and some foul language

learn chinese

not a good idea

i'm going to hell...

but his put-down/slur is aweome: Don Imus

boner-riffic

so i watched the dukes of hazarrd: the beginning tonight. and (don't click at work due to ads on side of page) april scott plays daisy duke. hubba hubba. she isn't jessica alba, but i won't kick her out of my bed.

more than meets the eye

transformers chess

i think i could do this...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070408/ap_on_fe_st/odd_taxi_move

excuses are like assholes... everyone has one

>>These are ACTUAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school
>>district. Spellings have been left intact.
>>
>>1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY.
>>PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
>>
>>2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER
>>SHOT.
>>
>>3-- DEAR SCHOOL : PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN 28, 29, 30,
>>31, 32 AND ALSO 33.
>>
>>4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.
>>
>>5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL
>>OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
>>
>>6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS
>>FACE.
>>
>>7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS
>>HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
>>
>>8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED
>>BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
>>
>>9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
>>
>>10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
>>
>>
>>11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE,
>>DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SH**S. NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED
>>OUT. (Loveit!)]
>>
>>12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA,
>>AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
>>
>>13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
>>
>>
>>
>>14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT. {You
>>know, this could be legit!}
>>
>>15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE
>>I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
>>
>>16-- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY WE FORGOT TO
>>GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE
>>THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.
>>
>>17-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT
>>A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.
>>
>>18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND
>>COULD NOT BREED WELL.
>>
>>19-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH
>>GRAMPS.
>>
>>20-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
>>
>>21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.
>>
>>22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER,
>>SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER
>>AND SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I
>>WASN'T THE BEST EITHER SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
>>GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
>>
>>
>>NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS.