Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Thursday, January 08, 2009

warcraft has consumed me

before the channakuh zombie comes to visit me (see stans blog) i'll just post that i've resumed my warcraft addiction after about a 6 month break.

i eat sleep and breathe it. work only provides the funds to buy a new laptop to play it, to pay for the mortgage to keep the orcs away while i play it, and make sure my subscription doesnt run out....


  • Have ya whooped the Lich King's ass yet?


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:37 PM  

  • If you root for the Steelers, I will punch you right in the babymakers.

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Ray Lewis

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:20 PM  

  • Go Eagles!


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:53 PM  

  • 98..99.100! Ahh! 100 brushstrokes, just like my idol, Marsha Brady. Now, let me put on my face cream, and I can go to bed.

    -Troy Polamalu

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:09 PM  

  • My dearest Sidney, I know we agreed not to leave messages for each other, but I just need to hear your voice! Please call me back as soon as you get this message! Be careful in Philadelphia tomorrow, I am terrified those brutes might mark up your angelic face! Oh the horror! I dream of the time when we might profess our love for each other.

    Hugs and snuggles from your dearest hunny bunny!
    -Hines Ward

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:57 PM  

  • Oh Hines, it is so good to hear from you! Wait, hold on a sec, someone is knocking on the hotel room door (sound of phone being placed on table). (Faintly in the background- "Oh hello ladies. No, I am sorry you can't come in. Yes, I do see you both have a voluptuous pair of..what do you call them, bosoms. Yes, I do see by your ID's that you are both 18 years old. No, you see, I am superstitious, I can't do that right before a game. Sorry.) Wheeww, that was a close one. I guess I will have to change my secret hotel check-in name. I guess "Harry Powerbottom" wasn't good enough. Can you think of a good name? Oh well. Can't wait to hear back from you!

    With love forever,
    Sidney Crosby

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:36 PM  

  • Wow, Sidney, that was a close encounter with some voluptuous bosoms. You are lucky you didn't, you know, have to touch them. And stuff. Dreaming of you always,

    Hugs and kisses,
    Hines Ward

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:26 PM  

  • Oh Hines, why won't that nasty Alexander Ovechkin leave my team alone. Boohoo! I am sad. I will have to snuggle extra hard with the Steelers Teddy Bear you sent me to feel better.

    Sidney Crosby

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:04 PM  

  • Eff the Cardinals.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:32 PM  

  • steelers won the superbowl bitches. suck on that eagles!

    By Blogger daveT, at 1:05 PM  

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