a cool kid!

kinda loud music video

WOW

someone has WAYYYYYYYYYYY to much time

in case you missed it on P & S

top that! from the "cult" 80's movie teen witch. start at 35 seconds into it for the "good" stuff haha

i can honestly say i don't remember this one. but i recognize the one girl. she was in karate kid part 3!

i'm a little bitch of a pirate....

so the boss-man at work has everyone all fired up last week for talk like a pirate day (tuesday sept 19th). he gives us the ok to hang pirate banners and talk like pirates even to wear the eye patches at our desks if we want.

so i proudly display the jolly roger on my desk. yea, thats the pirate flag with the skull and cross-bones.

friday afternoon it all goes to shit.

this little fuck-tard that calls himself a manager asks me what the symbol is up on my desk.

me: the jolly roger of course! the pirate flag.

FT: ohhhhhh... the symbol has a very different meaning in the chemical industry.

me: yea, i suppose it could mean poison...

FT: yes. i don't think it's appropriate. you should take it down now.

i sulk back to my desk and remove my banner.

the big boss man that gave the ok is a higher ranking guy in the co. than FT(fuck-tard). however fuck-tard is more directly my boss.

so i was beaten down by the man.

and i took it like a little bitch.

thats ok. i have called off ever speaking to fuck-tard voluntarily ever again. no saying hi. no asking questions. i'm going to do my best to completely ignore his existence. if he wants to be a dick and try to one-up the real boss-man, he has another thing coming.

some people have no sense of humor....

dishes are done dude?

well almost the kitchen is about halfway back to being usable. hopefully by this weekend the major stuff will all be repaired. here have a view of the progress... original look had the turkey. new style has the fan in window.

videos for fun

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/

how to talk like a pirate. and vancouver zombie walk are ok.

i'm a mutha fuckin bowla!

thats right i'm a league bowler.
ordered my very own custom drilled bowling ball.
bought my very own bowling shoes.
my own bowling ball bag.
and our work team is even getting bowling t-shirts for us to wear.

stop now. i know you are SOOOOOOOOO jealous.

what the fuck is wrong with my face?

i dunno why but last week and this week i have been have issues with my face. yea sure insert ugly jokes here...

the left side of my face is messed up. i get to work and it looks like i have fucking dandruff on the left half of my mustache and in my left eyebrow. and my left cheek is reddish.

what the fuck?

guess i have to stop those weekend trips to thailand. damn.

another reason i hope to not have a daughter

http://prestonandsteve.com/video/244.mpeg

fun with cockroaches and gay weathermen

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/cockroack-on-weatherman.html

to have or to have not....

macaque is popular!

my new fave audio clip!!!!!!!!

it comes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" the Charlie Gets Crippled episode

its a loud clip but here it is...
mp3 format

don't fight macaque!

where are the mario brothers?

so i attempted to be a plumber today and tried to replace the flushing mechanism of the toilet. the damn thing hasn't been flushing for a while now. it took 3 trips to home depot and almost 6 hours of work, but i got the old parts out and new stuff in. and guess what... still doesn't flush right.
guess it's time to call a real plumber. i got a nasty headache now...

hahah sorry blondes...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then . . . "He sighed.


"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."