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Thursday, January 24, 2008

i'm still alive. and tourney of hot women announced!

but at least one of my dreams has been dashed recently. poor poor jessica alba. all knocked up. used and abused.

so i've decided after oh lets say 10 years of adoring her... it's time for her to be replaced...

thats some pretty big shoes to fill.

i've decided to get everyone involved. so i'm going to setup a sort of tournament bracket to pick a new winner.

of course it's going to be my new "obsession" so i might change rules/votes etc as i see fit. lol

i'm going to post an initial list of candidates in no particular order.

some initial rules. women who have had children are going to be ruled out.
i know there are some on the list, but just so someone doesn't say hey you left out XXX i tried to include the major known hotties on the list.

"rule" 2. women older than me are most likely not going to win. so there ya go younger than 31. and hopefully older than 18.

rule 3. said woman must be somewhat "mainstream" accessible/noticeable. i'm sure there are tons of gorgeous ladies out there that i never have and never will hear of. i'm looking for someone who is going to be in the public's eye every now and then at least.

rule 4. i'm not looking for a wife here. just an object of lust.
ask J about brianna frost. he can then describe lust to you.

so here is the starter list. in true tourney fashion, there are 64, i think. please add any ladies you think i should add in a comment. and you can also say "eliminate the mommy" if you want to as well...

jessica biel
marissa miller
elisha cuthbert
mandy moore
shakira
rachel mcadams
kristin kreuk
keeley hazell
megan fox
kate bosworth
anne hathaway
amanda bynes
amy smart
lacey chabert
sophia bush
rachel bilson
kristanna loken
Jennifer Lothrop
adriana lima
evangeline lilly
ali larter
mischa barton
sienna miller
josie maran
Olivia wilde
Vanessa marcil
Heidi klum
Kate beckinsale
Penelope cruz
Jennifer aniston
Charlize theron
Alyssa milano
Jennifer love Hewitt
Erica durance
Eva longoria
Jessica simpson
Keira knightly
Angelina jolie
Alessandra ambrosio
Scarlet Johansson
Yvonne Strahovski
Hayden panettiere
Dania Ramirez
Missy peregrym
Kristen bell
Eliza dushku
Shannon Elizabeth
Jordanna Brewster
Devon aoki
Sara foster
Morena Baccarin
Chyler Leigh
Mia kirshner
Cerina Vincent
Piper perabo
Izabella miko
Bridget moynahan
Diane kruger
Izabel Goulart
Tila nguyen
Sarah Shahi
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Maggie Denise Quigley
Emmanuelle chriqui

9 Comments:

  • Damn. I'll have to peruse the list and see if I can my make any suggestions.

    Jay

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:03 PM  

  • How will this tourney work? I will have to do much mastu....meditating on this list. A quick glance show a lot of quality listed.
    -Chris

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:03 PM  

  • Quick suggestion. Look at scifi.com for the lovely ladies of Battlestar Galactica, see if you want to throw any of them on the list. And watch the show too, it's the best show on TV.

    Jay

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:05 PM  

  • isn't battlestar on it's 5th season or something already?

    i think i'd want to see the first 5.

    i think i will personally handicap the girls with 1-16 rankings and then go division by division for each round. it could take a while...

    get your kleenex and hand lotion ready!

    By Blogger daveT, at 5:46 AM  

  • I'm a busy man, what with all that maifa and call of duty to play so I'm gonna cut this list down to who i know and approve of.

    jessica biel
    rachel mcadams
    kristin kreuk - aka The Ferret
    megan fox
    anne hathaway
    amy smart
    evangeline lilly
    ali larter
    Kate beckinsale
    Penelope cruz
    Jennifer aniston
    Alyssa milano
    Jennifer love Hewitt
    Keira knightly
    Scarlet Johansson
    Hayden panettiere

    Yeah, that list just got a lot shorter. And if I may, a few write-ins.

    Liv Tyler
    Elizabeth Hasselbeck
    Amy Lee
    and that Cox chick from the show where Bobcat Goldthwait was a stuffed bunny.

    By Blogger Stan, at 8:54 AM  

  • I took a longer look through the list and I don't see any obvious ommissions. There are a few names I don't recognize, so I will have to do some research once the tourney begins.
    -Chris

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 PM  

  • How about Natalie Portman on the list

    Jay

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 PM  

  • How will they be organized? Randomly? By career? By body type? Serious decisions need to be made.


    Jay

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:27 PM  

  • they were assigned a generic rating of 1 to 8 by me. the 1's face the 8's, 2's face 7's etc.

    yea so the rankings are biased. too bad. it's my fantasy we're tallking about here. lol

    By Blogger daveT, at 5:28 PM  

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