where are the mario brothers?

so i attempted to be a plumber today and tried to replace the flushing mechanism of the toilet. the damn thing hasn't been flushing for a while now. it took 3 trips to home depot and almost 6 hours of work, but i got the old parts out and new stuff in. and guess what... still doesn't flush right.
guess it's time to call a real plumber. i got a nasty headache now...