kitty cat of terror!

never on my electronics!

awesome and awesome

ff2


blades of glory

matt parkman

are you a hero?

are you sure?

looks nothing like this:

awesome

ok so its an underwear ad. but she'd make an awesome girlfriend. not safe for work

dear god

glad im not a doctor!

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in an episode of heroes

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stubbly

so i have been feeling like my norelco electric razor has not been doing the job lately. maybe i need new blades in it i dunno. i know the replacements are like 40 tho.

so is there a better alternative?

a good electric?

or is it time to get a regular razor and some shaving cream?

what are younz' preferences?

jokes

Tuesday was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin,
Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well
endowed and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large
breasts the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

I didn't write this. I just forwarded it...don't shoot the messenger.



A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.

"Yes, I did." he replied.

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.

"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

review: the descent

the descent was a pretty wild movie.

basically all female cast.

kind of a weird twist of story between deliverance, pitch black, apocalypse now, and texas chainsaw massacre.

if you like horror movies i would say you have to see this one. if you are like stan and scream like a little girl when scary things happen, this one might be a bit much for you.

and/or if you like to go spelunking/exploring caves i would say avoid this one. as i know i will never go exploring caves myself after watching this.

the goblin/wall-crawling-man-bat thingies were done pretty cool. their movement was freaky, but not like the strange girl crawling up the well in 'the ring 2" weird.

the chicks were attractive but there was really no excessive "hey naked chicks" scenes. in fact i can't remember any nudity :-( or any real t&a shots.

if you rent the dvd make sure to get the unrated or directors cut version i forget which it is... the one with the not-so-happy ending that was shown pretty much in all theaters except in the U.S.

as far as horror movies go it gets an A- from me.
overall i guess B+