Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

your daily moment of zen

eggs explode.

how do we know this?

after repeated attempts to hard boil eggs and leave them on the oven for hours while playing video games elsewhere and later coming into the kitchen with egg shells and parts of egg all over, i have come to this conclusion, eggs explode. (a good 10-15 feet of explosion radius, i might add)

all i needed was a comment like what my coworker said to the girl who dropped her cell on sat night:
"you suck at this game. this game we call life."

yea. try not to laugh too hard for the rest of the day.

6 Comments:

  • "Dude, I think she just called you gay."

    By Blogger Stan, at 9:48 AM  

  • I think he just sucks at life

    jay

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:38 PM  

  • when warfare comes down to egg-splosions, the government knows who to call though now. HA HA

    By Blogger daveT, at 7:06 AM  

  • when warfare comes down to egg-splosions, the government knows who to call though now. HA HA

    By Blogger daveT, at 7:10 AM  

  • how did i manage to double post? stupid blogger

    By Blogger daveT, at 9:54 AM  

  • how did i manage to double post? stupid blogger

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:55 AM  

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