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Happy Birthday Megan!

my future wife

Ok, so i am 2 days late posting this. But I have an excuse. We were busy having sex ALL weekend.

What? you don't believe me?

Oh. yes, i was dreaming.

BUT.... it was a FANTASTIC dream!

just in case you've never seen it

I'm on a boat!

explicit lyrics warning. lol

it is hilarious to me.

so blizzard always tries to pull an april fools joke for their loyal WoW disciples. they got the jump on it early by posting on the european servers that the would be a "pimp my mount" feature added soon, allowing you to add such thing as gun turrets and exhaust pipes to you kitty cat. lol

the second step was to change the format of the posts on their forums so they told a story in a sort of olde english style, with a modern twist.... such as...



Readying his best moves, Scabandari hoped the "Iron Lotus" would be enough to secure that final quarter star.

“STFU”, he uttered, finding only one word to sum up his feelings: SCRUMTRILESCENT.

Mopping the dew from his moist visage, he looked to the sky and waved his feline companion, Mr. Fiddlebritches.

or

In his dreams, a drifting Andralamech tried to reach for the fluctuating shape, but it vanished just as he almost caught it.

“I agree”, he said with an air of nonchalance.

Eyes bulging, Andralamech was at a loss. “Make it so!” exclaimed Andralamech, angrily wiggling his britches at onlookers!

And so Andralamech continued on his fateful journey, sliding perilously down the dripping, gaping maw of fate as if it were a waterslide.

which i thought was classic because all the forum kiddies cant stand to read all the extra verbage to see the 4 letter post someone else made.

but the third joke was by far my favorite. saying that they plan to add an in-game dance battle player vs player system, with all the effort they put into setting it up made me literally LOL.

just look at all the goodness here:



the mesh shirt of inappropriateness, the codpiece of assertiveness, and the glowing wand of lost inhibitions are pure gold.

if you check the "whispers" at the bottom, seen better here:

you might notice the text comes from:
the probably work inappropriate clip jizz in my pants

it seems many WoW related sites also pulled jokes. a source of my paladin tanking knowledge maintankadin threw up a hello kitty layout. wowhead made their frontpage look just like blizzards armory page making you think you went to the wrong page lol. warcraftpets got in on the joke and posted a fake new pet.

the only one i'm not sure of is my paladin hero, or heroine as the case may be, is ferraro's taking down all her posts except her guides, posting a picture of the blizzard entrance, the day after somewhat posting her character (though not her main) armory link. i can't figure out if we are supposed to think she has been sequestered, hired, or quitting her blog. *shrugz* and it's not like i put her on here in my fanboi hopes of having a hawt video game/pop culture goddess post on my lil bloggie, even though i did finally add her as a blog i follow.... ok your right i did it specifically for that.

hockey schmockey

we won the superbowl again bitches!

how you like them apples?

warcraft has consumed me

before the channakuh zombie comes to visit me (see stans blog) i'll just post that i've resumed my warcraft addiction after about a 6 month break.

i eat sleep and breathe it. work only provides the funds to buy a new laptop to play it, to pay for the mortgage to keep the orcs away while i play it, and make sure my subscription doesnt run out....

thanks J

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