Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Thursday, February 28, 2008

sponsor a zombie

spaz

and the theater website where you actually can get the care package. lol

NSFW but hilarious

clitter

in case you havent seen it



here's one of the democratic candidates for prez.

i believe he is wearing what will become the national wardrobe if he is elected to be the president of the united states of arabica. i mean america.

Monday, February 25, 2008

how my personal bracket would have gone

round 1 matchups
love-hewitt would beat kristen bell
ali larter beats charlize theron
mandy moore beats anne hathaway
tila nguyen beats devon aoki
evangeline lily beats cerina vincent
lacey chabert beats natalie portman yes i said it!
missy peregrym beats diane kruger
amanda bynes beats amy smart

jessica biel beats sienna miller
dania ramierez beats yvonne strahovski
anna farris beats lucy hale. by a vagina hair!
jessica simpson walks over mary elizabeth winstead
jordanna brewster beats liv tyler. yes you heard right.
sophia bush beats michelle ryan
adriana lima beats erica durance
kristin kreuk beats scarlett johansson. ferrett wins!

eliza dushku beats olivia wilde. but i would like to get wilde on olivia once. hehe
hayden crushes penelope cruz like a bug hitting a car going 90mph
shannon elizabeth and her fake boobs titty smack mischa barton's little body
kelly hu beats jenna fischer. pam would be a great gf, but not a celebrity sex slave....
shakira shakes her hips all over rachel mcadams and then hopefully over my groin
kate bosworth beats josie maran. what can i say i dig the different color eyes.
megan fox beats kristanna loken
elisha cuthbert beats eva green
michelle trachtenberg OBLITERATES allison mack
tricia helfer over jennifer morrison

rachel bilson beats jennifer lothrop
keira knightley beats morena baccarin
laura vandervoort beats eva longoria
emanuelle chriqui beats mia kirshner
sara foster beats izabel goulart
jennifer aniston beats izabella miko
maggie q beats sarah shahi
piper perabo beats alyssa milano


round 2
jennifer love huge-tits beats ali larter
mandy moore beats tila nguyen
lacey chabert beats evangeline lily
amanda bynes beats missy peregrym

jessica biel beats dania ramirez
jessica simpson beats anna farris
jordanna brewster beats adriana lima
kristin kreuk beats sophia bush. ferrett wins AGAIN! i'd like to beat sophia's bush too!

eliza dushku beats kelly hu
hayden p beats shakira.
shannon eliz beats tricia helfer
megan fox beats michelle trachtenberg
elisha cuthbert beats kate bosworth

rachel bilson beats sara foster
piper perabo beats keira knightley
maggie q beats jennifer aniston
enanuelle chriqui beats laura vandervoort

round 3
amanda bynes beats jennifer love hewitt
lacey chabert beats mandy moore (lacey is dirty or clean...)

jessica biel beats kristin kreuk
jordanna brewster beats jessica simpson

the 3 some i would have had to choose from was
shannon eliz megan fox and eliza dushku. uggg they r all winners. but if i have to pick one then megan fox wins
elisha cuthbert beats hayden p. barely.

emanuelle chriqui beats piper perabo
rachel bilson beats maggie q

brianna frost beats blake lively

round 4
lacey chabert beats amanda bynes and betty white naked
jessica biel beats jordanna brewster and raven riley
elisha cuthbert beats megan fox and brianna frost
rachel bilson beats emanuelle chriqui and sinead. but i do love me some shreeky!

final 4
rachel bilson beats elisha cuthbert
jessica biel beats lacey chabert

championship
rachel bilson beats jessica biel


so i guess my unfair seatings and picture choices got my winner into younz'es championship bout anyways...

it's all over

and with sheer unexpectedness yvonne strahovski wins the tournament.

you may all comence masturbating to her lovely face and huge breasteses.

if this isnt enough then maybe go to celebnakedness.com
for some more bra and panty pics.

since you all seleccted her i get to keep rachel bilson to myself, who you all probably obviously figured i wanted to win. and this fakednakedness is what i'll be thinkin aboot.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

hehehehe

don't watch with the volume too loud

Thursday, February 21, 2008

championship round

yvonne
vs
rachel

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

GENIUS!

graffitti

Saturday, February 16, 2008

final 4

mandy moore or mandy moore
vs
yvonne strahovski or yvonne

rachel mcadams or boobies mcadams
vs
rachel bilson or the best i can get without posting a fake bilson

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The ELITE 8

for a super special elite 8 that actually has....12.... lol
pick one out of each group of 3!

missy peregrym
vs
mandy moore
vs
betty white

yvonne strahovski
vs
erica durance
vs
blake lively

megan fox
vs
rachel mcadams
vs
raven riley

rachel bilson
vs
emanuelle chriqui
vs
sinead o'connor

best of luck to almost all the contestants.

p.s. DO NOT google raven riley. definately not safe for work. lol

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

just for gen



the winner of the GKK hottie contest. personally i think she should just be run over by a train.... she's already a train wreck! da dum ching!

sweet "16" of the hottie contest

ali larter
vs
missy peregrym

mandy moore
vs
natalie portman


yvonne strahovski
vs
scarlett johansson

erica durance
vs
anna farris


jenna fischer
vs
tricia helfer
vs
megan fox
(pick one of the 3)

rachel mcadams
vs
josie maran


rachel bilson
vs
sarah shahi

alyssa milano
vs
emanuelle chriqui


bonus addition:
blake lively
vs
brianna frost --- google her yourself for the not safe for work pictures.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

indian name

What is your Indian Name
Your Result: Piece of Gum Stuck to Desk

You often are misunderstood by others and get accused of things you did not do. Well, you may of did them but you didn't mean for them to happen. You often feel like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place and will someday learn to go around the rock when you first come upon it.

Woman with Broken Heal
Hair with no Place
Pain in Big Ass
Payphone Ringing in Empty Hallway
Dog with Tail Between Legs
Wrong Side of Bed
Big Crack in Sidewalk
What is your Indian Name
Create a Quiz

round 2 brackets part deux

eliza dushku
vs
jenna fischer

hayden panieterre
vs
rachel mcadams

shannon elizabeth
vs
tricia helfer

megan fox
vs
allison mack

elisha cuthbert
vs
josie maran


rachel bilson
vs
sara foster

keira knightley
vs
alyssa milano

jennifer anniston
vs
sarah shahi

laura vandervoort
vs
emanuelle chriqui

Monday, February 04, 2008

north and east brackets round 2

jennifer love hewitt
vs
ali larter

mandy moore
vs
devon aoki

evangeline lilly
vs
natalie portman

missy peregrym
vs
amy smart

jessica biel
vs
yvonne strahovski

jessica simpson
vs
anna farris

jordanna brewster
vs
erica durance

sophia bush
vs
scarlett johansson

Sunday, February 03, 2008

lost parody with action figures!

lost

final first round bracket

rachel bilson
vs
jennifer lothrop

keira knightley
vs
morena baccarin

laura vandervoot
vs
eva longoria

emanuelle chriqui
vs
mia kirshner

izabel goulart
vs
sara foster

jennifer aniston
vs
izabella miko

maggie q
vs
sarah shahi

alyssa milano
vs
piper perabo

Friday, February 01, 2008

tooo late...

found this via preston and steve's site this morning...

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