my niece... the elvis look-a-like...

im an uncle.

and like a typical relative of mine.... she's already in a straight jacket!

spiders on drugs research

awesome video

i don't car what you smell! get in there!

so little Chew-zilla was playing with his favorite toy on the edge of the bathtub while i was showering yesterday. he pushed the shower curtain in and the toy falls in the shower. Some silly kitty decided to jump in after it. A few seconds of looking left and right while getting soaked with water and then he finally figures out how to get out at the end of the tub. Am i mean for letting him get soaked? I mean come on its only water. It doesn't really hurt him. and maybe he'll learn where not to play. or maybe he'll fall in again today....

steelers new mascot...

steely mcbeam. somebody shoot me. i'd much rather have some cheerleaders.


dos anybody else think the guy to the right looks like a zombie??

me as a superhero heroclix...

clix here

see if you catch anything special...

me as a heroclix?

i'm a good leader till the going gets tough. then i just make people think they are better than they are, and finally just confuse the heck out of them. i rarely give up hence the willpower. if bcf included softball bats maybe i should include that... lol and the incap is for when i fall ontop of someone, i'm a big dude and hard to move.

sound about right?

can't get the code to post here for the dial. check the hcrealms link above...

for avatar use

i like turtles

zombie kid

saved for future usage...

the cheerleader

further evidence that pirates are the best!

straight from the flying spaghetti monster

even the porn industry likes pirates better. how many ninja porn movies do you see?