note to parents. (no one that reads this in particular)
so i am enjoying my delicious dinner at wendy's last night, yes i sat in the restaurant, alone, because i was trying to waste enough time in plymouth meeting after work to avoid the rush hour traffic on 76. what was i doing in plymouth meeting after work? none of your business. thats between me, the hotel desk clerk and whatever her name was...
just kidding, i had to go to barnes and nobles to get a fantasy football draft cheat book, and then best buy, etc...
anywho... so i'm enjoying my cheddar lovers bacon cheeseburger when i hear this kid SCREAMING at the top of his lungs up at the counter while his parents order. i don't even bother to look. next thing you know the fuckers sit down right next to me. WHAT THE FUCK?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is a total of one other person in the whole dining area and you sit next to me. and you cant fucking keep your kid rom crying/whining?
FUCK YOU!
i didnt pay for this shit. go sit your stupid 19 yr old ass somewhere else. its not my fault you're too fucking stupid to use a condom. don't make me pay for your stupidity.
so take into consideration the other people when you go to a public place. if you can keep crying kids, and even the ones that aren't crying away from guys sitting there by themselves. you never know who we could be.
myself, i eat kids for dinner.
sometimes.
ok, not really.
but 5 more minutes of that kid and i would have snapped his mom's and dad's neck along with his.
/rant off
just kidding, i had to go to barnes and nobles to get a fantasy football draft cheat book, and then best buy, etc...
anywho... so i'm enjoying my cheddar lovers bacon cheeseburger when i hear this kid SCREAMING at the top of his lungs up at the counter while his parents order. i don't even bother to look. next thing you know the fuckers sit down right next to me. WHAT THE FUCK?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is a total of one other person in the whole dining area and you sit next to me. and you cant fucking keep your kid rom crying/whining?
FUCK YOU!
i didnt pay for this shit. go sit your stupid 19 yr old ass somewhere else. its not my fault you're too fucking stupid to use a condom. don't make me pay for your stupidity.
so take into consideration the other people when you go to a public place. if you can keep crying kids, and even the ones that aren't crying away from guys sitting there by themselves. you never know who we could be.
myself, i eat kids for dinner.
sometimes.
ok, not really.
but 5 more minutes of that kid and i would have snapped his mom's and dad's neck along with his.
/rant off
2 Comments:
Even being a parent, I couldn't agree with you more. You should see how much I freak if Illyana even makes a loud peep. I probably worry too much about ruining other people's meals, but I still like to be courteous.
By Stan, at 3:27 PM
haha i need mental help eh? hahahah
want to tll that to my softball bat?
jackass!
By daveT, at 1:27 PM
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