Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Thursday, August 03, 2006

and even more...

thinking about the bathroom post, i thought up more "issues" i have...

don't talk to me while i'm in there. it's just not right. i don't care what it is, it can wait till im not in the bathroom. if im pissing and the urinal, ok say hi, but nothing more. i like to look people in the eye when i talk to them and sometimes you just need to break eye contact. in this situation you have nowhere else to look.

make it easy, no talking in the bathroom.

another issue, when im done taking a dump, i really don't want to see who else is in there to hear/smell what i just did. i try to time leaving the stall/washing my hands so no one else is in there, or they are in the middle of their "business", and don't see me. it pisses me off to no end when you try to get the timing down, because someone else is there, and it seems like they intentionally then try to finish the same time as you. dud! what the fuck? you where in here before i was and have been reading the paper for 10 minutes, so why the sudden rush to finish the same time as me.

golden rule to follow. if you hear wiping do not start to wipe. wait till they are done and have washed their hands and left before you get ready to leave.

hmmm i was thinking of more earlier... i forget now though. maybe i'll add more later...

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