more on bathroom etiquette...
first do this provided u aren't at work where you can't download program files. i hope this is the test i saw a while back.
in case you forgot, i have an, hmmmm, affinity for bathroom etiquette talk... see here
well, i figured it's time to rant about people not knowing how to use a public restroom.
the men's room is probably a little different, but i'm sure it applies to ladies as well. for the sake of making it easy. we'll go with the 3 urinals next to the 3 stalls setup.
when you are the only one in there, u pick one of the end urinals. if you take the middle you force someone to stand next to you. i naturally assume any guy standing in the middle of 3 urinals is a fag. and i go to piss in a stall in that case. if the stalls are full, i wash my hands, and then go find another bathroom.
same goes for the stalls. always take the one on the end, farthest away from the entry door for the bathroom. in case someone else has to come in, there is space between you and them. provided they aren't a complete asshat and sit in the stall next to you. in which case you are almost required to make as much verbal noise and bodily function noises as you can (grunts and groans and/or loud and wet farts). and fuck the courtesy flush, they deserve to be stunk out.
the middle stall should only ever be used for emergencies in reality. if both of the other stalls are occupied, and you GOTS TO GO, then its ok to use, otherwise, it is just there as decoration.
spread the word. some people obviously have no clue.
in case you forgot, i have an, hmmmm, affinity for bathroom etiquette talk... see here
well, i figured it's time to rant about people not knowing how to use a public restroom.
the men's room is probably a little different, but i'm sure it applies to ladies as well. for the sake of making it easy. we'll go with the 3 urinals next to the 3 stalls setup.
when you are the only one in there, u pick one of the end urinals. if you take the middle you force someone to stand next to you. i naturally assume any guy standing in the middle of 3 urinals is a fag. and i go to piss in a stall in that case. if the stalls are full, i wash my hands, and then go find another bathroom.
same goes for the stalls. always take the one on the end, farthest away from the entry door for the bathroom. in case someone else has to come in, there is space between you and them. provided they aren't a complete asshat and sit in the stall next to you. in which case you are almost required to make as much verbal noise and bodily function noises as you can (grunts and groans and/or loud and wet farts). and fuck the courtesy flush, they deserve to be stunk out.
the middle stall should only ever be used for emergencies in reality. if both of the other stalls are occupied, and you GOTS TO GO, then its ok to use, otherwise, it is just there as decoration.
spread the word. some people obviously have no clue.
posted by daveT at
10:47 AM
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