sounds good to me!

>MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban
male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he
must commit suicide if he does.

So this Saturday at 4 p.m. eastern time all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack or a fifth of Johnny Walker Black at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

-->make it a GREAT day!!