dees are not hash brownies mon. put your clothes back on white boy

im noticing some fashion trends lately that i find disturbing.

1) what the fuck is it with guys wearing pink shirts? where i grew up if you wore pink... and weren't a female... you were a fag, and i dont mean a cigarette.
maybe its the setting i work in or maybe guys are just pussies nowadays. but there is way too much pink being worn lately.

2)fat chicks in tight clothes. driving home yesterday i see this lady wearing some real tight fitting top and her gut that hung over her jeans was hanging out from under her shirt. do people honestly think they look hot, just because the clothes are tight? i mean i could certainly stand to lose a few pounds.... but sure as fuck don't see me running around in spandex or lycra or a speedo... haha get that mental image out of your head!

3) "the uniform" aka a white t-shirt that would fit a refrigerator and hangs below the knees and a pair of jeans that would fully expose the ass if they didnt have ratty ass boxers on. yea you know who im talking about that dresses like this. i couldnt tell the difference between the 2 of you before. you dont have to dress the same. go get a job. that doesnt involve illegal drugs or stealing rims.

4)the wife beater. i saw an ad in a flyer that actually called it that. since when did it become cool to wear what the trailer trash around the old neighborhood wore? you don't have a 6 pack or arms nearly big enough to support your cause of being tough. put a god damned full sleeve tshirt on.

p.s. in case your wondering the title comes from the movie euro-trip where a skinny white boy thinks he's all high in amsterdam and gets near naked in a rastafarian diner...