some random thoughts to ponder...
if the universe is ever expanding, why do we never have enough room for stuff?
if you attached a piece of buttered bread, butter side up onto a cat's back, and dropped the cat, which way would it land? because a slice of buttered bread always lands butter side down, but a cat always lands feet down....
what super power would you want if you could only have 1?
if our 4 fathers scored 4, 7 years ago, how many points is that today with inflation?
if you attached a piece of buttered bread, butter side up onto a cat's back, and dropped the cat, which way would it land? because a slice of buttered bread always lands butter side down, but a cat always lands feet down....
what super power would you want if you could only have 1?
if our 4 fathers scored 4, 7 years ago, how many points is that today with inflation?
posted by daveT at
9:28 AM
4 Comments:
i cant argue the first answer... i don't really know where i stand there just yet...
i'm thinking it could be a perpetual motion machine wherein the cat's feet and buttered bread act like magnets to each other and the ground... if we could harness that energy... bye bye energy problems...
i'd consider time travel a superpower. although im thinking its more like in "the langoliers" rather than "back to the future"... where you can travel back but it's to an instant, and you can't really affect anything...
but it would be awesome to take a phone booth thru the time tunnels and meet napolean!
i'll save my answer for the value of the points until i get more answers...
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daveT, at 5:00 PM
Why would the universe be expanding. Oh, you must be one of those 'Big Bang' believers. The universe is, in reality, only 10 billion miles in diameter, with God surrounding us like the chocolate covering of a Reese's Peanut Butter cup.
Question before I answer the toast/cat question: is the toast stapled to the cat? Glued? Duct-taped?
Telekinesis. It's the bestsuperpower there is.
And seeing as Bush has caused near deflation in the past 76 years, I'll say it's still 4.
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Holz, at 5:23 PM
Because you own too many action figures.
It'd land on it's side. The cat would die and the toast would have too much ahair on it to eat. Unless you're Tom Green.
Teleportation.
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By
Stan, at 10:07 AM
umm the toast is glued to the cat's back...
god, shmod, what'd the so called being ever do for me?
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daveT, at 10:53 AM
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