Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

blow me septa!

im god damned tired of septa. and those that ride it. well at least the 23 route along germantown ave. at least half of the septa drivers on that route are complete fucking morons. or just straight out assholes. the bus stops are clearly designated. and yet the drivers refuse to pull over into them to pick up passengers and allow traffic to flow past. the god damnned idiots don't want to let anyone get in front of them so they can quickly finish the fucking route and get a hoagie at wawa and sit on their fat asses and get paid.

well fuck that. if they realized that if they let the other cars get past then there wouldnt be such a huge fucking jam up behind them, which slows down the bus next on the route. if they all worked together it would actually work the way its supposed to... but no. the fucksticks are selfish bastards and block off the lane of traffic... sometimes both lanes!

the people that ride are no better... they take their grand old time getting on and off at the stops. or try to feign running from 75ft away to get the bus before it pulls away... they wave the bus driver to stay and wait then the slow up to a snails crawl and then jabber to the driver further delaying everyone else who is waiting or their fat slow ass to get the fuck on the bus and let us get goin.

then when they get off the bus they know the retard drivers will run them over if they cross in front of the bus, so what do they do... walk behind the bus and out into the middle of the street. well fuck me sideways, because ill be damned if i can see thru a 35 ft bus that has no windows in the back of it so you can see oncoming traffic. no they damn near get hit and then jump in front of you. and then look at you like "why the hell are you trying to hit me?" ITS A FUCKING STREET! for MOVING CARS! thats why there are crosswalks dickheads!

/rant off

if you only heard me while i'm in the car... i put sailors to shame with my swearing...

thank god i don't have a bat in the car or i'd pull a michael douglas in what's that movie.... oh wait i do have 2 softball bats in the trunk....

watch out for the headlines tomorrow...

5 Comments:

  • Yeah, imagine if you'd gotten on the wrong bus and had to carry two bags full of comics about 20 blocks. That would suck, too.

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  • *whistles innocently* i have no idea what you are talking about...

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