Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

Monday, May 22, 2006

opinions?

ok so i getup and head out to a little shin-dig sat afternoon, when im leaving i notice a nice fucking dent on the front quarter panel of my car just behind the wheel. its bent the metal just enough so i can't open the passenger door, so not fixing it is not an option. and there was no note left on my car at all. it didnt happen at the party becuz that side of the car was away from the road. so one of my fucking asshat neighbors did it friday and doesn't have the balls to fess up.

do i ?

a) go shit on the hoods of each of their vehicles until someone fesses up?

b) let the air out of their tires every day for the next 10 years?

c) through bricks at their house windows?

d) be a pussy do nothing and pay for the repairs myself and never say anything to my neighbors again?

7 Comments:

  • Happened to me too, but It was on the Explorer and in a "unnecessary repair" location. Nothing is more enraging than dishonesty, except maybe honesty when you don't like the answer.

    If your neighbors are this retarded, chances are that someone else on your block has ahd the same problem. Ask around your neighborhood and see who did it. Even if they all deny it, you should be able to figure out who it is and then just brutalize them for the rest of the time you live there.

    By Blogger Stan, at 7:31 AM  

  • except my neighbors are all white trash rednecks. and im a feared i'll end up with dead carcasses around my house and then police calls for dead bodies..

    By Blogger daveT, at 7:33 AM  

  • Just take a dump on their hoods

    Jay

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