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Monday, April 17, 2006

he wet his pants...

i try not to involve work too much with the blog, but i have decided this material is too priceless not to relay...

so last thursday i am running a test on a sample of one of our products, and its obviously not working properly (i later find out it never works right this way and always requires a second test, why we just dont go straight to the second test is a discussion for another day). Anyways, i go to ask my team leader to come see whats going on, so he doesn't think im retarded later on when he sees the results. the other team leaders in the office are like, uh yea, he left for the day. i give the puzzled "huh" look, and they say he uhh gots his pants wet and went home. i explain whats going on to them and thats where i find out it always fails with this method... anyways i go back to where i was testing and the people in that room ask where my team lead is. my reply... "he wet his pants and went home." everyone starts laughing. he wet his pants they ask. yep thats all the info i got from the other team leaders. ok a lil more info on my team leader he's around 52-55 years old and from what he keeps telling everyone, he doesnt care if he gets in trouble or not. he's really easy going, and jokes around a lot. i think he's actually one of the better team leaders to have to deal with, he has the most experience in the field, and has a good, laid back attitude.

when i get the story of what actually happened it makes my comment even better. apparently another analyst in my group got my team lead all pissed off, and he was flustered and had set his cup of coffee on the desk near the phone. when this other analyst called him he was still all pissed at her and ripped the phone up knocking the coffee all over himself. he started swearing up a storm and then decided to go home and "look at porn" for the rest of the day.

priceless. apparently someone else heard my explanation of him wetting his pants and it made it back to the manager of our group. he came over and congratulated me for my excellent description of the situation. he apparently mae a comment about some depends to my team lead as well.

its good to be the king.

3 Comments:

  • Friggin priceless. Good job thinking on your feet. We need more posts like this. No what kinds of scenarios can you twist so that you can say he sharted himself.

    By Blogger Stan, at 11:08 AM  

  • i'll see what i can do...

    By Blogger daveT, at 11:26 AM  

  • Sounds like a good way to get out of work

    Jay

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:17 PM  

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