i done run over it!
ok so driving in to work this morning the guys on the morning radio show i listen to (preston and steve) were talking about running over plastic garbage bags and them getting burned onto the exhaust and stinking up the car. well then some callers called in and gave similar stories. and then some different ones rolled in... like the guy who ran over something and then heard a clunking noise from the wheel well and decided to get out and check and found a strap on dildo wrapped arond the wheel.
anywho, all this got me to thinking of any weird stuff i migth have run over on the roads. i managed once to run over some huge ass hunk of metal and not get a flat from it while the 5 or 6 cars off the side of the road not to far in front of it managed to catch one or even 2 flat tires.
i remember being in the car with my cousin once driving out in the boonies near his house, his one neighbor had a ton of cats... well this one happened to be dead center in the middle of the road and we're going 55 or so... i see the eyes look at us then hear *THUNK THUNK*. when we came back later the cat couldn't be seen so it either survived or the other cats feasted on it... who knows.
i centered the car over a blown tire on the road once and luckily it did no damage, or none that i ever found.
i don't think i personally ever ran over any animals. or people.
anybody else ever ran over anything unique? or have any good running over stuff stories?
anywho, all this got me to thinking of any weird stuff i migth have run over on the roads. i managed once to run over some huge ass hunk of metal and not get a flat from it while the 5 or 6 cars off the side of the road not to far in front of it managed to catch one or even 2 flat tires.
i remember being in the car with my cousin once driving out in the boonies near his house, his one neighbor had a ton of cats... well this one happened to be dead center in the middle of the road and we're going 55 or so... i see the eyes look at us then hear *THUNK THUNK*. when we came back later the cat couldn't be seen so it either survived or the other cats feasted on it... who knows.
i centered the car over a blown tire on the road once and luckily it did no damage, or none that i ever found.
i don't think i personally ever ran over any animals. or people.
anybody else ever ran over anything unique? or have any good running over stuff stories?
posted by daveT at
7:42 AM
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Greg at work has to tell you about his poo driving story. It was a rainy day or something and this truck hauling manure hadn't shut the tailgate all the way so it was leaving a trail which quickly became a liquid trail that was kicked up onto all the cars from there on out. Sweet.
Also, one time I tried stradling a pile of stones and ground the whole bottom of the car. Good thing it was a rental.
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Stan, at 9:07 AM
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