bathroom etiquette? weak stomachs beware!

i don't know how ya'll feel about discussing the subject of what goes on in the bathroom. but i have NO problem going into verbose details.

anywho. i walk into the "shitter" at work this morning and walk past a stall that has what me and a few friends refer to as "the nest" (aka someone who doesnt like the sanitary ass gasket thingys from the dispenser on the wall but still doesnt want their ass to touch the toilet seat so they take MANY squares of ass-wipe and cover the toilet seat) with a bit further glance... i notice the nice big floater there as well. Now as comfortable as i am discussing the subject, i have absolutely NO desire to clean up someone's else left-over bathroom mess. ESPECIALLY in a public work restroom!

in case your wondering, i don't personally think the ass gaskets or nests will protect from any real disease so i never bother with em. i'm sure you're thankful for the information AND the visual!

anyways, i stop off to drain the vein later before lunch and the mess has been cleaned up. i don't know if we have janitors that come by during the day and clean up the restrooms, or if some brave soul walked in and "took care of business"?

or possibly the "nester" resturned for a follow-up visit?

i dunno.

well, just thought i'd live up to my reputation of lots of toilet humor...

and well i guess this flushes all hopes of ever losing it....

da dum ching!

feel free to run to your nearest public restroom and blow chunks!