Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herding space pirate

save the ta ta's

2009-06-24T19:08:00.002-04:00

Happy Birthday Megan!

2009-05-18T08:29:00.005-04:00

my future wife

Ok, so i am 2 days late posting this. But I have an excuse. We were busy having sex ALL weekend.

What? you don't believe me?

Oh. yes, i was dreaming.

BUT.... it was a FANTASTIC dream!

just in case you've never seen it

2009-05-12T21:57:00.002-04:00

I'm on a boat!

explicit lyrics warning. lol

it is hilarious to me.

2009-04-02T05:33:00.004-04:00

so blizzard always tries to pull an april fools joke for their loyal WoW disciples. they got the jump on it early by posting on the european servers that the would be a "pimp my mount" feature added soon, allowing you to add such thing as gun turrets and exhaust pipes to you kitty cat. lol

the second step was to change the format of the posts on their forums so they told a story in a sort of olde english style, with a modern twist.... such as...

Readying his best moves, Scabandari hoped the "Iron Lotus" would be enough to secure that final quarter star.

“STFU”, he uttered, finding only one word to sum up his feelings: SCRUMTRILESCENT.

Mopping the dew from his moist visage, he looked to the sky and waved his feline companion, Mr. Fiddlebritches.

or

In his dreams, a drifting Andralamech tried to reach for the fluctuating shape, but it vanished just as he almost caught it.

“I agree”, he said with an air of nonchalance.

Eyes bulging, Andralamech was at a loss. “Make it so!” exclaimed Andralamech, angrily wiggling his britches at onlookers!

And so Andralamech continued on his fateful journey, sliding perilously down the dripping, gaping maw of fate as if it were a waterslide.

which i thought was classic because all the forum kiddies cant stand to read all the extra verbage to see the 4 letter post someone else made.

but the third joke was by far my favorite. saying that they plan to add an in-game dance battle player vs player system, with all the effort they put into setting it up made me literally LOL.

just look at all the goodness here:

the mesh shirt of inappropriateness, the codpiece of assertiveness, and the glowing wand of lost inhibitions are pure gold.

if you check the "whispers" at the bottom, seen better here:

you might notice the text comes from:
the probably work inappropriate clip jizz in my pants

it seems many WoW related sites also pulled jokes. a source of my paladin tanking knowledge maintankadin threw up a hello kitty layout. wowhead made their frontpage look just like blizzards armory page making you think you went to the wrong page lol. warcraftpets got in on the joke and posted a fake new pet.

the only one i'm not sure of is my paladin hero, or heroine as the case may be, is ferraro's taking down all her posts except her guides, posting a picture of the blizzard entrance, the day after somewhat posting her character (though not her main) armory link. i can't figure out if we are supposed to think she has been sequestered, hired, or quitting her blog. *shrugz* and it's not like i put her on here in my fanboi hopes of having a hawt video game/pop culture goddess post on my lil bloggie, even though i did finally add her as a blog i follow.... ok your right i did it specifically for that.

hockey schmockey

2009-02-04T13:05:00.002-05:00

we won the superbowl again bitches!

how you like them apples?

warcraft has consumed me

2009-01-08T19:45:00.002-05:00

before the channakuh zombie comes to visit me (see stans blog) i'll just post that i've resumed my warcraft addiction after about a 6 month break.

i eat sleep and breathe it. work only provides the funds to buy a new laptop to play it, to pay for the mortgage to keep the orcs away while i play it, and make sure my subscription doesnt run out....

thanks J

2008-07-25T20:19:00.000-04:00

Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)

it aint dead yet....

2008-06-22T23:01:00.003-04:00

and neither am i..

even though people keep trying to kill me by giving me the freaking flu in the middle of june.

jerks.

so i sat on my fat ass all weekend hacking my lungs out. damn i should have taken a picture, bet you'd all love to see that stuff. ahh well this will have to do...

p.s. i finished reading the zombie survival guide. i just need to get a .22 cal rifle, a 9mm glock pistol, a bicycle powered generator and some large rechargeable batteries and i should be good to go.

more pictures

2008-05-31T20:06:00.007-04:00

dorkfest 08 pictures

2008-05-31T19:06:00.006-04:00

heroclix heroes!

2008-05-31T01:53:00.002-04:00

here's a bunch of ummm... cool people!

puddle of mudd- psycho video

2008-05-27T14:50:00.000-04:00

great for horror movie fans!

here you go eagles fans

2008-04-27T14:10:00.001-04:00

a draft weekend present

almost not safe for work

so i'm about 2/3 less likey to get it it

2008-04-24T07:23:00.000-04:00

masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer!

simply awesome

2008-04-18T08:17:00.001-04:00

someone has tooooooooo much time on their hands

the mario brothers theme played by running an RC car along beer bottles...

stop the zombies!

2008-03-21T23:09:00.000-04:00

i tried it a few times. i managed to save 1133 people once.

game

what's your accent?

2008-03-14T09:39:00.000-04:00

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The West
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
Boston
North Central
The Northeast
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

stan's new favorite actor

2008-03-09T22:52:00.000-04:00

is listed in the cast of this movie

for use elsewhere. lol

2008-03-05T15:05:00.000-05:00

blllaaahhhhhhhhhh pffffffffffft

2008-03-03T15:04:00.003-05:00

no pictures of nerdery this weekend. i was too busy puking and crapping my brains out.

thanks to whoever passed on that stomach virus to me.

sponsor a zombie

2008-02-28T23:47:00.001-05:00

spaz

and the theater website where you actually can get the care package. lol

NSFW but hilarious

2008-02-28T23:46:00.001-05:00

clitter

in case you havent seen it

2008-02-28T22:37:00.003-05:00

here's one of the democratic candidates for prez.

i believe he is wearing what will become the national wardrobe if he is elected to be the president of the united states of arabica. i mean america.

how my personal bracket would have gone

2008-02-25T18:59:00.005-05:00

round 1 matchups
love-hewitt would beat kristen bell
ali larter beats charlize theron
mandy moore beats anne hathaway
tila nguyen beats devon aoki
evangeline lily beats cerina vincent
lacey chabert beats natalie portman yes i said it!
missy peregrym beats diane kruger
amanda bynes beats amy smart

jessica biel beats sienna miller
dania ramierez beats yvonne strahovski
anna farris beats lucy hale. by a vagina hair!
jessica simpson walks over mary elizabeth winstead
jordanna brewster beats liv tyler. yes you heard right.
sophia bush beats michelle ryan
adriana lima beats erica durance
kristin kreuk beats scarlett johansson. ferrett wins!

eliza dushku beats olivia wilde. but i would like to get wilde on olivia once. hehe
hayden crushes penelope cruz like a bug hitting a car going 90mph
shannon elizabeth and her fake boobs titty smack mischa barton's little body
kelly hu beats jenna fischer. pam would be a great gf, but not a celebrity sex slave....
shakira shakes her hips all over rachel mcadams and then hopefully over my groin
kate bosworth beats josie maran. what can i say i dig the different color eyes.
megan fox beats kristanna loken
elisha cuthbert beats eva green
michelle trachtenberg OBLITERATES allison mack
tricia helfer over jennifer morrison

rachel bilson beats jennifer lothrop
keira knightley beats morena baccarin
laura vandervoort beats eva longoria
emanuelle chriqui beats mia kirshner
sara foster beats izabel goulart
jennifer aniston beats izabella miko
maggie q beats sarah shahi
piper perabo beats alyssa milano

round 2
jennifer love huge-tits beats ali larter
mandy moore beats tila nguyen
lacey chabert beats evangeline lily
amanda bynes beats missy peregrym

jessica biel beats dania ramirez
jessica simpson beats anna farris
jordanna brewster beats adriana lima
kristin kreuk beats sophia bush. ferrett wins AGAIN! i'd like to beat sophia's bush too!

eliza dushku beats kelly hu
hayden p beats shakira.
shannon eliz beats tricia helfer
megan fox beats michelle trachtenberg
elisha cuthbert beats kate bosworth

rachel bilson beats sara foster
piper perabo beats keira knightley
maggie q beats jennifer aniston
enanuelle chriqui beats laura vandervoort

round 3
amanda bynes beats jennifer love hewitt
lacey chabert beats mandy moore (lacey is dirty or clean...)

jessica biel beats kristin kreuk
jordanna brewster beats jessica simpson

the 3 some i would have had to choose from was
shannon eliz megan fox and eliza dushku. uggg they r all winners. but if i have to pick one then megan fox wins
elisha cuthbert beats hayden p. barely.

emanuelle chriqui beats piper perabo
rachel bilson beats maggie q

brianna frost beats blake lively

round 4
lacey chabert beats amanda bynes and betty white naked
jessica biel beats jordanna brewster and raven riley
elisha cuthbert beats megan fox and brianna frost
rachel bilson beats emanuelle chriqui and sinead. but i do love me some shreeky!

final 4
rachel bilson beats elisha cuthbert
jessica biel beats lacey chabert

championship
rachel bilson beats jessica biel

so i guess my unfair seatings and picture choices got my winner into younz'es championship bout anyways...

it's all over

2008-02-25T18:49:00.002-05:00

and with sheer unexpectedness yvonne strahovski wins the tournament.

you may all comence masturbating to her lovely face and huge breasteses.

if this isnt enough then maybe go to celebnakedness.com
for some more bra and panty pics.

since you all seleccted her i get to keep rachel bilson to myself, who you all probably obviously figured i wanted to win. and this fakednakedness is what i'll be thinkin aboot.

hehehehe

2008-02-23T12:41:00.000-05:00

don't watch with the volume too loud

championship round

2008-02-21T05:44:00.001-05:00

yvonne
vs
rachel

GENIUS!

2008-02-19T08:11:00.000-05:00

graffitti

final 4

2008-02-16T20:44:00.003-05:00

mandy moore or mandy moore
vs
yvonne strahovski or yvonne

rachel mcadams or boobies mcadams
vs
rachel bilson or the best i can get without posting a fake bilson

The ELITE 8

2008-02-13T23:30:00.002-05:00

for a super special elite 8 that actually has....12.... lol
pick one out of each group of 3!

missy peregrym
vs
mandy moore
vs
betty white

yvonne strahovski
vs
erica durance
vs
blake lively

megan fox
vs
rachel mcadams
vs
raven riley

rachel bilson
vs
emanuelle chriqui
vs
sinead o'connor

best of luck to almost all the contestants.

p.s. DO NOT google raven riley. definately not safe for work. lol

just for gen

2008-02-12T13:01:00.000-05:00

the winner of the GKK hottie contest. personally i think she should just be run over by a train.... she's already a train wreck! da dum ching!

sweet "16" of the hottie contest

2008-02-12T05:29:00.000-05:00

ali larter
vs
missy peregrym

mandy moore
vs
natalie portman

yvonne strahovski
vs
scarlett johansson

erica durance
vs
anna farris

jenna fischer
vs
tricia helfer
vs
megan fox
(pick one of the 3)

rachel mcadams
vs
josie maran

rachel bilson
vs
sarah shahi

alyssa milano
vs
emanuelle chriqui

bonus addition:
blake lively
vs
brianna frost --- google her yourself for the not safe for work pictures.

indian name

2008-02-07T08:54:00.001-05:00

What is your Indian Name Your Result: Piece of Gum Stuck to Desk You often are misunderstood by others and get accused of things you did not do. Well, you may of did them but you didn't mean for them to happen. You often feel like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place and will someday learn to go around the rock when you first come upon it.
Woman with Broken Heal
Hair with no Place
Pain in Big Ass
Payphone Ringing in Empty Hallway
Dog with Tail Between Legs
Wrong Side of Bed
Big Crack in Sidewalk
What is your Indian Name Create a Quiz

round 2 brackets part deux

2008-02-07T07:40:00.000-05:00

eliza dushku
vs
jenna fischer

hayden panieterre
vs
rachel mcadams

shannon elizabeth
vs
tricia helfer

megan fox
vs
allison mack

elisha cuthbert
vs
josie maran

rachel bilson
vs
sara foster

keira knightley
vs
alyssa milano

jennifer anniston
vs
sarah shahi

laura vandervoort
vs
emanuelle chriqui

north and east brackets round 2

2008-02-04T21:40:00.000-05:00

jennifer love hewitt
vs
ali larter

mandy moore
vs
devon aoki

evangeline lilly
vs
natalie portman

missy peregrym
vs
amy smart

jessica biel
vs
yvonne strahovski

jessica simpson
vs
anna farris

jordanna brewster
vs
erica durance

sophia bush
vs
scarlett johansson

lost parody with action figures!

2008-02-03T14:40:00.001-05:00

lost

final first round bracket

2008-02-03T12:16:00.000-05:00

rachel bilson
vs
jennifer lothrop

keira knightley
vs
morena baccarin

laura vandervoot
vs
eva longoria

emanuelle chriqui
vs
mia kirshner

izabel goulart
vs
sara foster

jennifer aniston
vs
izabella miko

maggie q
vs
sarah shahi

alyssa milano
vs
piper perabo

tooo late...

2008-02-01T07:15:00.000-05:00

found this via preston and steve's site this morning...

CHICKipedia

bracket 3-south division

2008-01-31T20:12:00.000-05:00

eliza dushku
vs
olivia wilde

hayden panettiere
vs
penelope cruz

shannon elizabeth
vs
mischa barton

kelly hu
vs
jenna fischer

shakira
vs
rachel mcadams

josie maran
vs
kate bosworth

megan fox
vs
kristanna loken

elisha cuthbert
vs
eva green

super bonus special competition:

michelle trachtenberg
vs
allison mack

and double special tv write in bout:

jennifer morrison
vs
tricia helfer

bracket #2

2008-01-29T22:56:00.000-05:00

so while we wait for bracket #1 to finish up... i'll drop a deuce on ya!

jessica biel
vs
sienna miller

Yvonne Strahovski
vs
Dania Ramirez

Lucy Hale
vs
Alessandra Ambrosio

jessica simpson
vs
mary elizabeth winstead

jordanna brewster
vs
liv tyler

sophia bush
vs
michelle ryan

adriana lima
vs
erica durance

kristin kreuk
vs
scarlett johansson

we'll call this one the "north" division and it will be paired off against the earlier "east division"

vote for your faves!

UPDATE!!!!

alessandra ambrosio is knocked up!

she's also now knocked out of my competition.
as an alternate we will pit

lucy hale
vs
anna farris

hahaha

2008-01-28T07:08:00.002-05:00

what did the chinese couple name their retarded baby?

sum ting wong

courtesy of MAB

the final list is set.

2008-01-27T12:45:00.000-05:00

ok so the moms got eliminated...

vanessa marcil
heidi klum
kate beckinsale
angelina jolie
chyler leigh

marissa miller and keeley hazell were removed to make way for some others.

i now feel bad for the ncaa tourney organizers because some calls you have to make just arent fair. that said here is the first bracket....

jennifer love hewitt
vs
kristen bell

charlize theron
vs
ali larter

mandy moore
vs
anne hathaway

tila nguyen
vs
devon aoki

evangeline lilly
vs
cerina vincent

lacey chabert
vs
natalie portman

missy peregrym
vs
diane kruger

amy smart
vs
amanda bynes

i guess we'll label this division as the "east" division

feel free to vote or comment or whatever. remember my vote may superceed all of you combined votes... but it might not.

i'm still alive. and tourney of hot women announced!

2008-01-24T19:20:00.000-05:00

but at least one of my dreams has been dashed recently. poor poor jessica alba. all knocked up. used and abused.

so i've decided after oh lets say 10 years of adoring her... it's time for her to be replaced...

thats some pretty big shoes to fill.

i've decided to get everyone involved. so i'm going to setup a sort of tournament bracket to pick a new winner.

of course it's going to be my new "obsession" so i might change rules/votes etc as i see fit. lol

i'm going to post an initial list of candidates in no particular order.

some initial rules. women who have had children are going to be ruled out.
i know there are some on the list, but just so someone doesn't say hey you left out XXX i tried to include the major known hotties on the list.

"rule" 2. women older than me are most likely not going to win. so there ya go younger than 31. and hopefully older than 18.

rule 3. said woman must be somewhat "mainstream" accessible/noticeable. i'm sure there are tons of gorgeous ladies out there that i never have and never will hear of. i'm looking for someone who is going to be in the public's eye every now and then at least.

rule 4. i'm not looking for a wife here. just an object of lust.
ask J about brianna frost. he can then describe lust to you.

so here is the starter list. in true tourney fashion, there are 64, i think. please add any ladies you think i should add in a comment. and you can also say "eliminate the mommy" if you want to as well...

jessica biel
marissa miller
elisha cuthbert
mandy moore
shakira
rachel mcadams
kristin kreuk
keeley hazell
megan fox
kate bosworth
anne hathaway
amanda bynes
amy smart
lacey chabert
sophia bush
rachel bilson
kristanna loken
Jennifer Lothrop
adriana lima
evangeline lilly
ali larter
mischa barton
sienna miller
josie maran
Olivia wilde
Vanessa marcil
Heidi klum
Kate beckinsale
Penelope cruz
Jennifer aniston
Charlize theron
Alyssa milano
Jennifer love Hewitt
Erica durance
Eva longoria
Jessica simpson
Keira knightly
Angelina jolie
Alessandra ambrosio
Scarlet Johansson
Yvonne Strahovski
Hayden panettiere
Dania Ramirez
Missy peregrym
Kristen bell
Eliza dushku
Shannon Elizabeth
Jordanna Brewster
Devon aoki
Sara foster
Morena Baccarin
Chyler Leigh
Mia kirshner
Cerina Vincent
Piper perabo
Izabella miko
Bridget moynahan
Diane kruger
Izabel Goulart
Tila nguyen
Sarah Shahi
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Maggie Denise Quigley
Emmanuelle chriqui

check it out before it disappears

2008-01-09T09:46:00.001-05:00

The Star Wars' fans' voting guide to the 2008 presidential elections.

i would so vote for limbaa the hutt.

perfectly safe for work

2007-12-12T05:38:00.000-05:00

NOT!...super hot and nekkid brianna frost... yummy
i had to turn the song off. me no like lil kim....

anyways this girl should not be so shy and come out of her shell...

LOL

i would have bought these...

2007-12-12T05:33:00.001-05:00

star wars toys that never made it

name that movie

2007-12-07T09:01:00.000-05:00

what movie was this song in?

in case the email didn't work

2007-12-02T17:35:00.000-05:00

album of chewie pictures

white ely update

2007-11-26T10:08:00.000-05:00

i found my gift on black friday. i can't say what it is because attendees read here. but at least i got a decent gift. well it's decent in my cheesy style.

i also spent plenty on myself on black friday... bought 3 wii games for myself (big brain academy, star wars lego complete series, and wiiplay), a remote control transformers helicopter (that chewie loves to watch, but freaks out when it gets near him), a cheap ass cordless drill, a set of walkie talkies, some dvds, some camera memory cards. all kinds of instant gratification items that make me feel warm and fuzzy for about 5 minutes.

my 15.1 lbs turkey was decent and i got tons of leftovers. i think i threw away the wishbone. so i don't have it to go with the last 4 from the previous thanksgivings i spent alone.

slainte!

awesome

2007-11-17T12:12:00.000-05:00

choo chooo

watch the video

how long can you watch this before you go insane?

2007-11-17T11:58:00.000-05:00

preston and steve and crew- chicken and ham

based off

the terrance and phillip original

the people hater in me made me pass this email along

2007-11-15T14:31:00.000-05:00

TAKE DOWN the FEEDER!

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
it on my back porch and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it is, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.

Within a
week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the bird shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ... quiet, serene
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, and free
education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.

Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 or more families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by a doctor in an emergency room
because it is filled with illegals;
your child's 2nd grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than 'Old Glory' are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Its just my opinion but:

maybe, just maybe,
it's time for the government
to take down the damn bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
continue cleaning up the shit!

hillbillies r funny

2007-11-15T14:28:00.000-05:00

Never Choke, in a restaurant, in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind LickManeuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

If you don't send this to five friends, there will five fewer people laughing in the world !!

white elephant

2007-11-14T15:30:00.000-05:00

i have to start thinking of good gift ideas for this years' gift exchange.

toss your ideas out here...

stan made some posts to his blog so i guess the petition worked.

so now i will petition to have some philadelphia sports team win a national championship.... anybody listening?

i will also petition that the patriots lose to the steelers in week 14.

and finally i petition that the wii gets some sort of download function for guitar hero 3. i need more songs yo!

stan's blog is dead.

2007-11-01T08:12:00.000-04:00

respond and sign the petition to cut him off until he posts on his blog regularly. cut him off from what? hcrealms. ebay. oxygen. you choose...

bigfoot? in PA?

2007-10-29T10:27:00.000-04:00

pic1

pic2- orangutang ass?

pic of a bear

these were taken in northwest PA, somewhere north of pittsburgh i believe.

star wars personalities...

2007-10-27T01:01:00.000-04:00

Click to see my Star Wars Personality!!

and i just happened to find this too

2007-10-24T06:02:00.000-04:00

since stan doesn't ever see commercials....

2007-10-24T05:58:00.000-04:00

it brought tears to my eyes.

2007-10-18T22:32:00.000-04:00

Check out this video: Steeler Nation

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maybe you heard it before, but if not... hehehe

2007-10-12T05:45:00.000-04:00

the 911 emergency call

the "re-enactment"

don't mess with me sucka!

2007-09-30T23:19:00.000-04:00

someone decided they was gunna act a fool and go apeshyte all morning. somebody else got fed up and decided it was high time for somebody to get a bath. or at least attempt to give someone a bath. which included about 5 seconds of dunking kitty into the kitchen sink and then kitty bolting out of the sink thru the dining room up the stairs into my bedroom where he finally felt safe enough to start shaking and licking himself dry.

just to beat stan to his next post...

2007-09-16T12:47:00.000-04:00

the stang club drove over to the newark army national guard base for a tour. one of the members is a reserve there so we got to sit in the helicopters, got info on how they provide security at rutgers football games, help in drug busts, etc.

it was pretty cool. and i just like to show off my car. hehe.

at the raffle we had there i won a pocket size fishing kit that pilots keep in their vest in case of crashes. guess who will still be living after the apocalypse now!

NOT safe for work. or if you mother is in earshot.

2007-09-07T00:24:00.001-04:00

super mario bros the hardest level

check down o the right... it's 4 parts! lol

o poo

2007-09-05T08:16:00.000-04:00

poo quiz

My Results:

Chunky, Ouchy Poo

The constipation type of poo, to better describe it. You are hardworking, you think things through, YOU RULE!

ninja almost vanish

2007-09-05T08:12:00.001-04:00

ninja quiz

zombie legos!

2007-09-03T00:00:00.000-04:00

well at least a "foreign" film version of them. lol

trogdor attempts

2007-09-02T18:46:00.001-04:00

trying to make a custom heroclix...

my niece... the elvis look-a-like...

2007-08-26T18:23:00.001-04:00

im an uncle.

2007-08-26T18:21:00.000-04:00

and like a typical relative of mine.... she's already in a straight jacket!

spiders on drugs research

2007-08-16T12:19:00.000-04:00

awesome video

i don't car what you smell! get in there!

2007-08-16T05:39:00.001-04:00

so little Chew-zilla was playing with his favorite toy on the edge of the bathtub while i was showering yesterday. he pushed the shower curtain in and the toy falls in the shower. Some silly kitty decided to jump in after it. A few seconds of looking left and right while getting soaked with water and then he finally figures out how to get out at the end of the tub. Am i mean for letting him get soaked? I mean come on its only water. It doesn't really hurt him. and maybe he'll learn where not to play. or maybe he'll fall in again today....

steelers new mascot...

2007-08-13T14:06:00.000-04:00

steely mcbeam. somebody shoot me. i'd much rather have some cheerleaders.

dos anybody else think the guy to the right looks like a zombie??

me as a superhero heroclix...

2007-08-12T12:21:00.001-04:00

clix here

see if you catch anything special...

me as a heroclix?

2007-08-10T09:35:00.000-04:00

i'm a good leader till the going gets tough. then i just make people think they are better than they are, and finally just confuse the heck out of them. i rarely give up hence the willpower. if bcf included softball bats maybe i should include that... lol and the incap is for when i fall ontop of someone, i'm a big dude and hard to move.

sound about right?

can't get the code to post here for the dial. check the hcrealms link above...

for avatar use

2007-08-02T13:58:00.001-04:00

i like turtles

2007-08-02T08:03:00.000-04:00

zombie kid

saved for future usage...

2007-08-02T07:58:00.001-04:00

the cheerleader

further evidence that pirates are the best!

2007-08-01T09:53:00.000-04:00

straight from the flying spaghetti monster

even the porn industry likes pirates better. how many ninja porn movies do you see?

the little terror himself...

2007-07-30T05:40:00.000-04:00

stans halloween costumes....

2007-07-26T13:13:00.001-04:00

for his cats

makes me wonder...

2007-07-26T12:40:00.000-04:00

i think i'd rather try immodium ice cream... butt anyways..

azazeal lives!

2007-07-26T09:49:00.000-04:00

ever see the movie fallen? it's pretty decent, i won't ruin the movie for you but this article made me think of it...

hands off Jay!!!!!!!!

2007-07-26T08:21:00.001-04:00

she's mine!

hotter than tattooine!

2007-07-26T05:42:00.000-04:00

4 suns

too loud!

2007-07-24T08:45:00.001-04:00

dont be annoying in the office

john rambo

2007-07-23T12:23:00.001-04:00

more violent than ever before!

my new company

2007-07-23T12:16:00.001-04:00

lawn care

almost a transformer

2007-07-23T09:18:00.000-04:00

crazy doors

ha ha

2007-07-23T05:47:00.000-04:00

U G L Y you aint got no alibi!

2007-07-20T08:19:00.000-04:00

tammy faye? ouch. props to gen

chris farley's daughter?

2007-07-19T07:51:00.000-04:00

mmmmm megan fox

2007-07-19T07:25:00.000-04:00

yummy

chocolate rain

2007-07-19T07:22:00.001-04:00

james earl jones jr?

for my next birthday

2007-07-17T10:37:00.001-04:00

mt dew cake

poo!

2007-07-17T10:27:00.001-04:00

scrubs clip

and i didnt even see 3 of the movies....

2007-07-11T22:26:00.000-04:00

90%

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do you like coffee?

2007-07-06T14:51:00.000-04:00

try some morning wood!

they know it sux

2007-07-06T05:27:00.000-04:00

so it's just like any other windows product. designed to break so you have to replace it. too bad gamers don't take this shit lightly. xbox360 is goin down sucka!

more than meets the eye

2007-07-04T12:00:00.000-04:00

saw transformers last night. it freaking rocked. best movie of the year so far. ok maybe it could have been the best movie ever if meagn fox got naked... really thats about all it needed.

ok so stan might see it and go thats not how its supposed to be. and what the crap was that about for some parts... but aside from his setbacks, everyone else will LOVE it.

they need to get working on a sequel!